There are soulmates, and then there are the people who teach you just how peaceful your own company truly is. This card celebrates the latter.
Perfect for the friend who just dodged a bullet or the one who is thriving in their independence, this design cuts through the romance myths with a dose of hilarious reality. It’s a salute to the bad dates, the toxic exes, and the realized potential of a quiet, drama-free life.
Whether it’s a breakup pick-me-up or a funny Galentine’s exchange, this card is a reminder that “happily ever after” doesn’t always require a plus-one.
Why We Love It It turns a “failed” relationship into a successful lesson. It validates that staying single isn’t a consolation prize—sometimes, it’s the victory lap.
Product Details
- Paper: Printed on heavy-weight, premium cardstock for a luxurious feel.
- Envelope: semi-translucent vellum paper with wax stamp
- Personalization: You can include a personalized message, printed inside the card, free of charge at checkout.






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